[Bart Baker:]
This song is about bu*ts
These girls all have big bu*ts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big bu*ts
[Tiffany Tynes (Nicki Minaj):]
I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle
My bu*t's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest a**et
But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic
It's not real, real, real
Cost major cash
And my surgery bill
Is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips
Plus tit implants
My fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot
Booty shake
With a snake
Ninety five percent of me is fake
Twerkin' so hard it cause a ma**ive earthquake
Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[Bart Baker:]
A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don't make any sense
And bu*ts
[Tony Frazier (Sir Mix-a-Lot):]
You ripped off
(Damn!)
"Baby Got Back"
(Damn!)
I'm pissed off
(Damn!)
Turned it to trash
(Damn!)
Give me some
(Damn!)
Of all that cash
(Damn!)
[Tiffany:]
Ha ha, b**h please
[Farts]
Talk to the a**
For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there's not sweat on my complexion
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these botox injections
Then I slam my crotch
Into the floor
Rap about s** non stop
Act like a who*e
Waste the talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn
Your brain to rot
I am a dumb sh**
Kitchen scene
Whipping cream
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin
My super s*utty act is wearing real thin
In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim
Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling
Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[Bart Baker (Drake):]
I don't want a lap dance
Your bu*t is too damn fat!
[Tiffany (Nicki):]
You're gonna eat this a**!
[Bart:]
I can't! No I need air! Stop
Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh
[Tiffany:]
What are you saying Drake?
[Bart:]
I'm trying to warn you
Nicki behind you there's a snake
[Tiffany:]
Oh my gosh!
(Damn!)
Look at that snake!
(Damn!)
[Tony:]
That's right b**h
(Damn!)
He hasn't ate!
(Damn!)
And he loves
(Damn!)
Juicy bu*t steak
(Damn!)
Anaconda
(Damn!)
Eat that fake skank
My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!