[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors. And my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob. [Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good next we should test out how he performs the hook! [Austin:] Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools. See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool. Chasing a broad acting like I am in love. Singing a song that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb. [Justin Bieber:] Who is this scum? [Austin:] Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm f**ing perfect, b**h. [Girl:] No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize that this song sounds just like Bye Bye Bye.
[Scientist 1:] Everyting's looking great, with Austin. [Scientist 2:] Wait, who is that? [Scientist 1:] Oh sh** it's Justin. [Justin:] This needs to stop. [Scientist 2:] Crap he found us this is bad. [Justin:] You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop crotch pants sponsored links [Austin:] Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my a** [Justin:] That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match [Austin:] OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag. [Justin:] Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag. [Scientist 2:] What the hell is happening? [Scientist 1:] Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake we need to deactivate.