[Bart Baker:]
Huh?
It's Iggy Iggz
I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem
Hey kids, do you remember me from Nickelodeon?
I got thin!
But don't worry I'm still just as dumb
Actually more cause
Now I'm vegan
When my body's sideways
You cannot see me
All this over s**ual dancing
Just doesn't suit me
I look like I'm 10
My skirt's so short I might as well be naked
All of my views are from horny dudes spankin'
[Kind Bach:]
Random black guy whispering
I'm a random black guy whispering
Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?
Can you please zoom out dude?
[Jessica:]
Zoom back in!
[King Bach:]
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth
I got rib meat stuck between my teeth
So please stop zooming in on my teeth
[Jessica:]
Big Sean, you need to start flossin'
I swear that I'm totally unique
Nobody's like me
[Alx:]
Girl please that's not true!
Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey
[Jessica:]
Hey screw you!
[Gsnaps (Mariah):]
What he said is a fact
b**h, just admit that
You're clearly trying to steal my ma**ive appeal
[Jessica:]
Aren't you 82?
[Gsnaps:]
I can sing higher
[Jessica:]
Oh yea? Prove it, grandma!
[Gsnaps:]
Ahhhaaaaaaa
[Jessica:]
Aaahhhhaaa
[Alx:]
Stop!
Both of y'alls voices are way too high and annoying as f**!
So will you please shut the hell up
before you blow everybody's ear drums out? Damn!
[King Bach:]
Stop zooming in on my mouth
I am getting really annoyed now
That's it I am pulling my piece out
Zoom in one more time I dare you!
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz
Uh, my balls just dropped
Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream
This set looks like a Tim Burton s** dream
My hair is bigger than my huge bu*t in this video
My voice sounds like I am rapping
Thorough a hole in my throat
Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin'
That I'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'
Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket
I think that dude in the back
Must have Googled that sh**
Didn't have enough makeup to cover up my black skin
So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him
Have you noticed the backdrop that's been here along?
We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what!
[Jessica:]
We're hypnotizing you
Buy this song on iTunes
People say my name reminds them of Starbucks
That's because my dad's a Grande coffee cup
Hi sweetie,
Hi daddy.
[Ben (Starbucks worker):]
Sorry Ariana you're through
[James (Starbucks worker 2):]
You're getting old almost 22
[Ben:]
And we need someone bigger than you
[Jessica:]
Wait what the hell are you saying?
[James:]
You need to get an upgrade
[Ben:]
Well actually totally replaced
[James:]
Say hi to Ariana Venti
[Stevie (Ariana Venti):]
I sing ever higher than you!
[Jessica:]
No-oh-oh