[Tampon Swift (Taylor Swift):] This song is all about Katy Because that dumb b**h betrayed me [Katy Perry:] Taylor you psycho don't blame me For the fact you're freaking crazy [Losin Da Cred (Kendrick Lamar):] To tell the truth I'd rather be back On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (crackheads crack) Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track (lame pop track) About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay that's whack [Tampon Swift:] I had three great back-up dancers Who danced on my tour Then Katy stole all them God I hate that b**h screw her! [Losin Da Cred:] You sound like a baby That's not a big deal Plus Katy didn't steal she just offered them a job Tay that's for real [Tampon Swift:] I've run out of men To write about so it is Katy's turn! [Enema:] Hey why is this song called "Bad Blood"? [Cat-P:] Because Taylor's on her period [Tampon Swift:] Stop discussing my menstruation Or I'll shoot you both with my gun! (Hey!) I'm so sensitive 'Cause it's always my period That's why I named my last album "Red" And why I can't keep a boyfriend! (Hey!) The original Version of this song s**ed so
I got Kendrick This video it kinda blows It's just a bunch of cameos I made all my famous friends pose To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!) This song and vid represents Strong female empowerment [Losin Da Cred:] That's BS it is so evident You only put this catty song out to get revenge [Tampon Swift:] I'm a feminist- [Losin Da Cred:] Please trick Feminists do not dis chicks [Tampon Swift:] Okay, fine, Kendrick, I'll admit it (Hoo) [Tampon & Losin:] I want to k** that- [Tampon Swift:] Dark Horse b**h! Katy, me and my famous friends Are gonna kick your fat rear end [Katy Perry:] Hey Taylor John Mayer said That you're like a dead fish in bed! [Tampon Swift:] b**h you got no cla** And now I'm gonna murder your a** [Katy Perry:] You skinny skank don't make me laugh Okay, sharks let's take out the trash! Haha! [Tampon Swift:] Oh my God, my period. It's-it's finally over Katy, I'm so sorry. Can we just put all this behind us and be friends again? [Katy Perry:] Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do, but I have some news for you. My period just started!