Mary is 15 and he lives in his room,
He's trying to learn every Hip hits tune.
Gennie's a year older and she lives at the mall,
She dresses in black, she's seen it all.
They got a pit bull call Uzi, who lost all his teeth.
Got a boa constrictor, who's name is Keith.
Mom is an artist, she's had to perserviere,
Dad came out of the closet last year.
Hey hey, what can you say about living in the land of the free.
My, my they are trying to get by like you and me.
Just an average, American family,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
They got a house and a mortgage.
And a Volvo sedan.
They got a basement full of cannibus plants.
Mom makes the brownies it's the living in.
And if you don't believe me,
Ask Dad's boyfriend.
Hey hey, what can you say about
Living in the land of the free.
My, my there are times to get by like you and me.
Just an average, American family,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Everywhere you look,
In every little town.
Takes all kinds to make this
World go 'round.
And if they don't,
Always have dinner together,
Well that don't mean that they're not,
Bird's of a feather.
Friday nights we get out the old Ouiji board,
Channel an Olympus, Spanish Conquistadore.
Hey hey, what can you say they are living in the land of the free.
My, my they are trying to get by like you and me.
Hey hey, what can you say they are living in the land of the free.
My, my they are trying to get by like you and me. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, ohhh, yeah 1,2,3,4