[Spoken]
Yesterday I had my birthday
Everyone wished me good luck
So I got up on the table
[Sung]
[Verse 1]
When I came back home
Everyone had left
Messages on my machine
I felt very clean
I felt very clean
I erased the messages on my machine
And the tape was clean
And the tape was clean
[Verse 2]
Then I made a telephone call
And I was mean
So I apologized
I felt obscene
I felt obscene
[Verse 3]
I brushed my teeth
The sink was dirty underneath
I could smell it
You could tell it
I saw my face in the mirror
I sprayed it and it was clearer
My expression showed smell
My expression showed smell
[Verse 4]
I went to the bedroom
And I fell asleep
In my dreams I was a creep
In my dreams I was a creep
And when I awoke
The first thing I spoke was "Clean"
I fired my a**ociates and started anew