I'm a Christmas Tree
I'm a Christmas Tree
Everybody hangs their ornaments on me!
I'm a Christmas Tree
I'm a Christmas Tree
People throw me out on New Year's Eve!
Oh, Santa Claus!
Oh, Santa Claus!
He breaks lots of laws!
He trespa**es!
He breaks and enters!
He travels all around the world without a valid pa**port!
I'm a Hanukkah Bush!
I'm a Hanukkah Bush!
I got-- I mean
I'm a lot like...
A Jewish Christmas tree!
But I'm not...