[Verse 1: Barffsniff]
I've got the heart of a tiger baby
So come and ride me baby
I'm gonna f** you baby
Oh sh**, you're not a lady
Forgot it's a gay bar baby
Put me on your radar baby
Keep in mind I'm not gay baby
But I'm still gonna f** you lady
I'm a sick motherf**er but I never wear a rubber
'Cause I only wanna f**
I'm a slick co*ks**er but I never wanna f** her
'Cause I only wanna s** her p**y
Did you catch all that?
Did you catch all that with my STD's
I just aim to please now get on your knees and s**
[Chorus: Barffsniff]
I ain't never had a lover like you
I ain't never had a lover like you
Oh no
If I ever had a lover, If I ever had a lover like you
If I ever had a lover just like you
[Verse 2: Barffsniff]
We met at a coffee shop
She got seven turbo shots
I told her I'm hard as rock
She started to s** my co*k
Then I started to blow
A healthy three gallons of load
Then I told her
"Hey, Ho, It's time for The Romeo Show!"
Got home, turned on TeenNick
She started to lick my dick
I farted, it made her sick
She stopped, that made me sick
Threw her out, who needs that b**h?
Didn't even see her tits
All I need is weed and hoes
I'm Juliet, where's Romeo?
[Chorus: Barffsniff]
I ain't never had a lover like you
I ain't never had a lover like you
Oh no
If I ever had a lover, If I ever had a lover like you
If I ever had a lover just like you
I ain't never had a lover like you
I ain't never had a lover like you
Oh no
If I ever had a lover, If I ever had a lover like you
If I ever had a lover just like you