Barenaked Ladies - Another Postcard (acoustic) lyrics

Every one is Every one is Every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is Oh f** You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail And all of them coming anonymously, so they leave no trail Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees Some chimps in swimsuits Some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots Some chimps that wish they could be mine Starsky and Hutch chimps A chimp who's sitting on the can A pair of Dutch chimps Who send their love from Amsterdam Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks its great He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be keeping me up all night I thought it was funny but now I got money on a monkey-fight Some chimps in hard-hats Chimps a-working on a chain gang Some chimps who love cats Burning rubber in a Mustang

A birthday wishing chimp A chimp in black, like a goth A going fishing chimp A British chimp in the bath Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Somebody followed me even though I packed and moved my home No matter what they come and they come, they won't leave me alone Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find Some chimps in swimsuits Some chimps in jackboots Some chimps in hard-hats Some chimps who love cats I got some shaved chimps Thats chimps devoid of any hair I got depraved chimps Dressed up in a-womens underwear Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me (repeat)