Michael Stipe, sissy whining tart
f**ing Phil Collins, the pent up fart
Stevie Wonder seems way too glad
Gary Moore is not bluesy but sad
Armstrong, Leblanc and the doped detour
Sorry Stephen King, there aint no cure
Michael Jacksons too kind to the kids
DJ Tzi f**ing swindler b**h
No excuse is the game tonight
No f**ing reasons, just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day, go ahead and die
Britneys beers, show us your clit
Claudia Schiffer because youre not worth it
Ewan McGregor dont deserve the force
Celine Dions got the face of a horse
No more surgery for little Richard
Osama, whereve you Bin, you f**ing coward?
Dieter Bolen is a pop star fool
Bill Gates needs a new hairdo
No excuse is the game tonight
No f**ing reasons, just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day, go ahead and die
Bob Geldorf, self-righteous Santa
Axle Rose and his ugly bandanna
Germanys national football team
Play like sh** but they always win
Hairball Nickelback, epic cry-baby
Steve Martin, wheres the fun gone lately?
Jimmy Page could have been eternally all right
If not for Puff Daddy, the f**ing parasite
No excuse is the game tonight
No f**ing reasons, just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day, go ahead and die