I thank me, I thank you
I thank Dixie and Pete too
I thank Teddy for a sweet scene
Eddie for the jokes in between
I thank me, I thank you
I thank Ollie and Chris too
I thank Janet for the meat pies
Snibbley for the soldering iron blues
I thank Heather for the waterfall
And Georgie for his Yankee drawl
And Ca**ie is a gas with his
"Wo issen das?", Mr. Dream
I thank Nicky for the record machine
I thank Ricky for the discount between
I thank Eric for his Hot legs
Kev and Lol for Billy Bean's Machine