Dolly [speaking]: Put your hand on her waist and stand With her right in your left hand And one and one two three, ah! one two three, Oh, no, this one...and one two three One two three Cornelius [speaking]: Look I'm dancing! Well, I was. Dolly [speaking]: Of course you were, mr. hackl! [singing] Take the someone whose arms you're in Hold onto her tight and spin And one two three, one two three, one two three Cornelius: Look, I'm dancing! Dolly: Come here. Turn around and turn around, try floating through the air Can't you be a little more aesthetic? Cornelius: Don't you think my dancing has a polish and a flair? Dolly: The word I think I'd use is athletic! Cornelius: Well my heart is about to burst My head is about to pop And now that I'm dancing who cares if I ever stop! Dolly: That's wonderful, mr. hackl! Cornelius: ...look, everybody! i, cornelius hackl...sport ...i'm dancing!
Dolly: You're next, mr. tucker! Glide and step and then step and glide Barnaby: And everyone stand aside! Dolly: Oh, not yet mr. tucker! one, two, three... One, two, three, ah! Cornelius Look, he's dancing! Dolly I think he's phenomenal! You could learn to polka if you worked a week or so Or the tango filled with pa**ion seething Barnaby: I might join the chorus of the castle garden show Dolly: Whatever you do, mr. tucker, kee-keep breathing All three: For my heart is about to burst My head is about to pop And now that we're dancing who cares if we ever stop! All: Make the music weave a spell Whirl away your worry Things look almost twice as well When you're slightly blurry As around and around you go Your spirits will hit the top And now that we're dancing Who cares if we ever stop One-two-three One-two-three One-two And now that we're dancing Who cares if we ever stop!