[Production by Bangladesh]
[Unnamed woman #1, Unnamed Man #1]
The royal penis is clean, your highness
(Thank you, king sh**)
[Unnamed Woman #2]
Yeah, motherf**ers! Welcome to the United States of America! Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all b**h a**es! Hailin from the filthy, dirty South, where the Kings lay: Ludacris; Disturbin' Tha Peace family. Recognize royalty when you hear it. The throne has been taken, so kiss this n***a's earring. Luda, throw some grapes on these b**hes!
[Ludacris]
These b**hes throwin rose petals at my feet mayn!
They wanna spoil me, treatin me like royalty;
What I'm 'sposed to do? It's such a sweet thang
Work that track, whip 'em like Kunta
That's why they stay down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda
By way of A-T-L; if you disagree
Don't even look at me ho don't pa** go just go straight to jail
With no probation or bail, but this ain't Monopoly
It's Jolly Green Giants cause we smoke so much broccoli
Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's! Luda's oodles of noodles
And testing me is like pitbulls put up to poodles
My rap career goes back further than your father hairline
It's Ludacris - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines
I'm fly, even when I get high I work cash
And even got my coach bumped up to first cla**
I'm boss to all employees - and I'm here to teach the principle
Cause I've been saved by mo' bells than Lark Voorhies
[Unnamed Man #3]
Man f** that n***a 'Cris man, for real man. I'm tired of this sh** man. Man I try to rap for the n***a, I try to get on a n***a tracks; he ain't hearin my sh**. Man, for real! Man my four-year-old son can rap better than that n***a; man that n***a garbage. Man I got talent too, the n***a ain't hearin me. Man iii-iiiis this sh** on? 'Cris, c'mon 'Cris. 'Cris, f'real man. fu*k YOU ni**a, MAN fu*k YOU!
[Ludacris]
f** you too! What you wanna do?! Scrawny n***a
But I got a arsenal of automatics down to twenty-twos
Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as sh*t
I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a CLIQUE
You see y'all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
And comin up shorter than five Danny DeVitos
I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than Fritos
With five strippers, four wives and three amigos
I go scuba divin in Bays at Montego
I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo
But I'm the light-skinteted version of Mandingo
I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo
I used to run numbers in line they caled me BINGO
Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just twinkle
Old a**es like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled
And I stay with more BULLETS than yo' Billboard singles
[Unnamed Man #3]
Ho, that is just too much! You just gotta give applause! He is definitely all f'real - yaseeI'msayin? Ha ha I be f**in with him all the time, yahhmean? I'm sayin, I used to just serve homes herb, now how come through, he want 50's a purple. He want quarters a purple now. I want y'all to trip with it. Man, I woulda sold him a QP last week of the lava, yaseewhatI'msayin?
[Ludacris]
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little n***a with a bigga sack
C.P. set a bigger trap look at that Godby Road and Old Nat
Where they kick it at? And a lot of people just don't know
Shady Park you heard just don't go
Quick to flip the bird up po'-po'
Makin the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show!
Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people
I gotta make a n***a stop, drop, roll - oh no where the beat go?
Bring that, sh** back, didn't wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns
f** all the lil' chit-chat get back get that get that
Who knows, who goes there? Motherf**ers it's Poppa Bear
Stop and stare; pourin out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare
I'm on, FIRE! And you know I can't stop 'til I re-TIRE!
Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin on Vogue TIRES!
Right down the avenue, pa**in you rapidly stackin
In the back of the Cadillac and packin emergency action
Camera, LIGHT LIGHTS, throwin a punch and then FIGHT FIGHT
Packin a lunch and then BITE BITE, A-T-L stay TIGHT TIGHT
[Unnamed Man #4]
I'm just tryin to save ya shorty! I'mma let you know it's real down heah! When you ride down that 285 and you go past Cascade, get ready to go past that Campbellton Road 'fore you get it to Camp Creek, shorty, just shake; cause dat where dem real n***as at! I ain't lyin when you in Decatur and you flossin down Glenwood, Candler Road or Rainbow n***a, shaaaaaake, Cause dat where dem real n***as at! When you're goin down that Ol' Nat Hill and you pa** dat second Waffle House 'fore you get to the rich n***as, shaaake; cause dat where dem real n***as at! Matter of fact, just shake when ya get to Georgia, n***a!