[Introduction: Box, Bacon, Pullout Brian]
f** everything
Bando
Oh God...
[Verse 1: Box]
Yo, I'm the f**ing man
Riding big cars, flying planes in Japan
Sinking this beat like I'm quick sand
Smart like the kid, got the master plan
You are my friend, you don't have to amend
Please. The Bando in the lion's den
You n***as old, we the newest trend
Bam, that sounds real nice
Black on this beat like I'm Wesley Snipes
We only get girls, we don't like to fight
We high in the air like a f**ing kite
I'm done
[Verse 2: Pullout Brian]
It's the Bando Boyz from Co-op Hall
And my boy Umoja's pretty tall (He is)
That's probably cause he got a flat top (Flat top)
And he slapping all the thots
It's Jersey City
And you know we pretty busy
But your hair be looking sh**ty (Ew)
So wear a hat and you know I got it (Yup)
Bando Boyz: we are the hottest
In town
Want some pizza right now (Now)
Playing Words with Friends
I build a tent
With my boy Paco (Paco)
Hit you with a taco (Taco)
Me and your girl flew to Morocco (b**h!)
[Verse 3: Cowboy Jesse]
Hi Adrian Lau
Yup
Shazam
Rode up on a sleigh
f** a good day
I don't give a hay
You say nay
I want a pay day
When is it May?
Eat with a tray
I have a hot dog
You thought I was gay
But really you are
Twinkle twinkle little star, damn
f** around
Saw a circus clown
On a pitcher's mound
What is that sound?
It's you, it's me
No... What about that tree?
Hahaha... Okay, seriously bruh. Alright, alright...
Facebook, you might get poked
f** around, you might get choked
Or maybe, we'll play jump rope
Either I'm still chilling
On a feeling
To the ceiling
Take a kneeling to the king
Let me hear you sing
OOOOOOOOH!
[Verse 4: Bacon]
Who that bearded n***a in the snow hat? (It's Bacon)
Why he always wearing that?
Does he think that sh**'s swag?
Does he wear it in the summer?
Does he think he Donald Glover? (Nah)
Bando Boyz ain't sh** (f** outta here)
Yo, yo
Shut your pie hole
Shoot you in your eye hole
So I better not catch a b**h f**ing eye roll
Haters just fans in denial
We ain't friends, motherf**ers we are rivals
Fighting for surivival
n***as coming at us like Atheist to Bible
War paint on my face like I'm tribal
'Cause I'm ready for whatever
Took your b**h out, think her name was Heather
She had these leggings on, think they made of leather
Nutted, then I gutted her just to send a message
Bando Boyz ain't sh** to f**ing mess with, n***a