Resurrection Jesus Christ you've come out of hiding Just sign here on the dotted line I'll see you're ok I'll say to you expenses are high Seeing you've made it before I'll take 20% and no more (gross) Oh, tell me lord did you happen to bring with you A salable piece of the cross Crown of thorns A disciple or two We'll sell them Jesus hats Jesus socks Jesus coats We'll sue the pope Jesus shoes
Jesus dirty books too I wonder what will billy graham do Let me say how much I respect your wish To feed the multitude with 5 loaves and a fish But I'm sure you'll see by going on the road with me Will make the needy pay There's more money that way We'll sell them jesus hats Jesus socks Jesus coats We'll sue the pope Jesus shoes Jesus dirty books too I wonder what will billy graham do