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Fancies to get laid, ladies Jimmy Corrigan the smartest a** on earth He pushes his eyeballs so hard Jimmy Corrigan the smartest kid on earth And he sleeps on the couch at his daddy's place And dreams about the ways that he's going to be k**ed Until the phone it screams so loud He's afraid of the night All these creatures that bite He's afraid of the light All alone there at night He's afraid of the .......