Well, I had to laugh, I saw a photograph of someone that I knew
It's just a friend of mine but it's so hard to find, I don't know what to do
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, she's never at home.
I don't know what to do if I do get through, I won't know what to say
Say a: "How do you do?" - You've got an hour or two, I'm trying to make my money pay
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, she's never at home.
Never mind the trouble, no trouble at all
All I ask of you, woman, is to answer me when I call.
Well I had to laugh, I saw a photograph of someone that I knew
It's just a friend of mine but it's so hard to find, I don't know what to do
I gotta call her on the telephone
Yes, I gotta call her, she's never at home.
Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend, hard to find a friend
Friend, hard to find a friend
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