I love my computer
You make me feel alright
Every waking hour
And every lonely night
I love my computer
For all you give to me:
Predictable errors and no identity
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All i need to do is click on you
And we'll be joined
In the most soul-less way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'cuz when i'm through i just click
And you just go away
I love my computer
You're always in the mood
I get so turned on
When i turn on you
I love my computer
You never ask for more
You can be a princess
Or you can be my who*e
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
The world outside is so big
But it's safe in my domain
Because to you
I'm just a number
And a clever screen name
All i need to do is click on you
And we'll be together for eternity
And no one is ever gonna take my love
From me because i've got security
Her pa**word and a key