I was left there;
all alone;
No one to care for me;
I have no home.
I got itchy fingers;
itchy toes;
and a really itchy nose,
and baby, I think you do to!
Abandoned and abandoned,
and alone!
Yeah, all alone.
I said abandoned and alone!
Pull my finger,
sniff my vapors,
that escape the bowels of
my soul!
Get on your knees and sniff
my farts that escape my
bu*t hole!
Yeah!
That's why I'm bad, bad, bad
bad company and I can't deny!
I mean, no, abandoned.
Yeah abandoned and alone
and stinky.