AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
word up special t: do the mack and bail
awesome gorge gonna pin ya tail
and then bounce-
Thats the f**in' mack n bail
AG:
i don't wanna pillow talk with some b**h here
i've been there, done that, took lotsa pictures
i came i saw i conquered, bought some new sheets
its like a dine and dash but you dont even have to eat
ST:
f** relationships, f** love, it's all crap
after we f** i just wanna smoke a bowl and have a nap
i don't need to cuddle, i don't need to sweet talk
go the f** home and just let me go to sleep, f**
AG:
atchoo!
ST:
oh dude, god bless you
AG:
thanks man, i think i had an allergic reaction to
the beard that you're wearin like, girlies be starin, like
"is that sam roberts? he aint so hot in real life"
ST:
whatever, b**hes love me, but they wanna hold hands
after i shoot my web, but i just swing like spiderman
i need not snuggle,
AG:
dont wanna spoon
Both:
And we ain't comin back, not anytime soon
Chorus:
damn right, do the mack and bail
get a little tail then i hit the trail
cop a feel, then when i stop i peel
we escape artists, like david copperfield
ST:
got this new dance called the mack and bail
AG:
bust a nut and then i f**in set sail
ST:
burnin rubber, after you rub off my weinie
AG:
i got a disappearin act, like f**in houdini
now special t: do the mack and bail
ST:
yea awesome gorgeous: do the mack and bail
BCS gonna pin ya tail
and then bounce- thats the f**in' mack n bail