AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
Gonna kick you in the ovaries, tie your f**ing tubeses
Seal off your vagina with f**ing superglue, b**h
Thinking of reproducing? Better f**ing think again.
Hoe I'm here, to control the population
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
Why the f** would you want kids anyway?
They're gonna grow up, rip you off and go away and turn gay
You're not even allowed to beat 'em or f**ing starve them
I'm here to pull 'em out before it's even started
...stop the problem at the root
yank em out and curbstomp 'em with my f**ing boot
i'm k**ing f**ing babies to save our whole nation
Wiping out the effects of overpopulation
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
I don't need no salt poisoning, or no pennyroyal tea
My coathanger and my bare f**in' hands can k** a baby
When I show up to late I'll just slap the who*e
Strangle the mother with the umbilical cord
And eat the baby, I f**ing hate kids man, there's no excuse
To increase the population and reproduce
Save your time and money besides, we're all dooomed
what's the use? f** the world, pa** the booze
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!