You can love me if you want to But it's best if you don't You can believe me, you can deceive me But it's best if you don't You could date me, you could hate me But it's best if you don't We could have kids, we could grow old But it's best if we don't I'm untouchable, yes I am But if you wanna touch me, you can I'm a ba*tard, you know that I am But that's just what you like in a man You can hold me, you can scold me But it's best if you don't You could tease me, you could please me But it's best if you don't I'm untouchable, yes I am But if you wanna touch me, you can I'm a ba*tard, you know that I am I should be locked up for who I am I'm unloveable, yes I am But if you want to love me, you can
I've got straight white teeth and a tan But that's just what you like in a man Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la You could trust me, you could bust me But it's best if you don't It would k** me if you left me But I don't think you will I'm untouchable, yes I am But if you want to touch me, you can I'm a ba*tard, you know that I am But that's just what you like in a man I'm unloveable, yes I am But if you want to love me, you can I've got straight white teeth and a tan But that's just what you like in a man Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la Sha la la, sha la la