She's so understanding, she's so fun at dancing
She giggles at my jokes when no one is laughing
And no one is asking me whether I'm sure
Cause they've never seen me with a match better than her
And every time she touches me the pleasure just surges
So I'm stuck in a mouse trap and she's a wild cat
Wondering if it's really me she smiles at
With her lips puckering up and it's such a child's act
That says, 'I got a secret', Oh yeah, how's that?
I need some sodium pentathol, make me a potion
Instead of joking and saying this relationship is open
You rock my body with that sea sickness motion
And when I act jealous she gets mad rebellious
And gives me a million reasons to act jealous
Daily temptations got me flippin' like spatulas
I think we both need to confess with the catholics
Curious cats gonna run astray
Don't think you're gonna get away
I won't be fooled by your bad guy's game
No don't think you got me spayed
It's such a vicious cycle cheating and repeating
And she's such a twisted psycho pleading and deceiving
I wish she'd just sip Nyquil, so I could be leaving
She lies still, but I'm still disbelieving
And I find it displeasing so I admit I've been creeping
And she kisses me with teeth that leave my lips bleeding
And it's intriguing, how often we've got back down
That same road, both doing the tomcat prowl
When I come home, she gives me a long black scowl
So we don't have much physical contact now
We don't want that child that we once talked about
We just both want the freedom to keep shopping around
Round and round and round like a carousel
This is how common law marriages fail
Chasin' this tail brings out the dog in me
But there's no keeping a cat home when she's always in heat
Curious cats gonna run astray
Don't think you're gonna get away
I won't be fooled by your bad guy's game
No don't think you got me spayed
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