She won`t touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it`s champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain`t no use Champagne Drinking She can drink it in the morning She likes it in the morning Beat the blues out of bed Disturbing It`s quite disturbing To see how much she`s absorbing But she never has a sore head Pleasing Mmm sure it`s pleasing Serve chilled not freezimg She`ll be delighted Leaving I was thinkin` about leaving Before it gets to be evening Might stick around instead She won`t touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it`s champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain`t no use Champagne Smoking Standing in the rain smoking
And my clothes are all soaking Saturated Joking I was hoping she was joking When she asked me I was choking If I`d be wed Coping Admirably coping At my attempts at groping On the bedspread Weddings All this talk of weddings Honeymoons and feather beddings Gonna end in bloodshed She won`t touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it`s champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain`t no use Champagne! She won`t touch one drop od Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it`s champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain`t no use Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!