YOUR WIFE WAS SO fu*kING BORED WITH YOU
I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE fu*kED ME
I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CHINESE RESTAURANT WINDOW
I MET HER AT AN UPSIDEDOWN CROSS SHOW
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I fu*kED YOUR WIFE
I fu*kED YOUR WIFE—I BENT HER OVER
I fu*kED YOUR WIFE
I fu*kED YOUR WIFE—YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER
LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS
I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD
NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BAND WENT NOWHERE
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