You have a mustache, you called me on the phone
You wear a beret and you sell colonge
You wear colonge but you still smell bad
You smell like sh** from all the men that you've had
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You sell colonge [x4]
You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
You're always looking at your customers' a**
A freelance h*mo, you tried to sell to Sears
But you got kicked out because you're f**ing queer
[Chorus]