I'm the order of the Bat'leth, Son of Kahless
Your family has no honor but i couldn't care less
I was born to k** federation swine
And i celebrate with a barrel of blood-wine
I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh
And when my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"
'cause im the chief commander on a bird of prey
And i wake up every morning out to own the day
I'm the macdad Klingon when i get on board
I was at the signing of the Kithomer accord
I'll never sweat about a Romulon dude
He's just a limp wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
And they're sly and they be telling lies
A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
And the dominion and the Jem'hadar minions
I'm on them like a trans-warp engine
Hear my snarl! Heed my speech!
Watch me blow like a warp-core breech!
I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barkley guy
I dont need a holodeck to get a parma'kai
When the ladies see the best between my thighs
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzea too
Watch out Janeway 'cause i'm coming for you
'Cause i'm the macdad Klingon with the humanoid b**hes
'cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind...
I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind...
I get visions of Carda**ia on my mind...
And then my boot smells like Gul Dakatt's behind!
I hate the tribbles! Those little furry sh**s
But i love my Klingon b**hes 'cause they got 3 tits
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
If you were any other man i'd k** you where you stand
I've k**ed Captain Kirk, i'll k** Picard
I'll b**h slap Riker like a Klingon Targ
'cause my name is Worf: I'm the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qa'plagh!!