God sent a flaming message from space today
To destroy the human race
Right down, even to the Puget Sound
Everyone thought he was going to send his son
But instead they got a billion tons of rock
That pounded down into the Pacific crown
Upon arriving, this fiery ball
Destruction rained down upon us all
Even down, down to our little town
We held hands close, at the edge of the earth
As the pacific died of thirst
No-one even cried
We just all stood there petrified
As the earth began to divide
It's a shame that we'll never know
The conclusion to our favourite shows
We will never know the outcome
Of those fanciful lives on TV
After the earth had split in half
Its gravity relaxed
Down, down to your warning frown
We held hands close as we spun into space
And we waved down
Down, back down to our Puget Sound