[Verse: Ashtin Larold]
Ashtin, repping suburban Jersey
I'm that skinny white boy who spits them words so dirty
Absurdly serving up a controversy
Getting love from any motherf**er that's heard me
Skinny cracker, with multiple ethnicities
But I'll say that I'm white just for the sake of simplicity
Give me beef, and watch me rip 'em right into smithereens
And I'll be spitting 'til I'm old and bald and got missing teeth
Yeah, and I'll be walking with a cane
Senile, spitting any thought that walks into my brain
Am I genius, or just borderline insane?
Either way, I'm spitting great and kicking haters in the taint
I'm a hybrid, I'm seeded in the median
Clever balance between deviant and comedian
Spitting these twisted punchlines with an evil grin
k**ing f*ggot rappers and blaming it on my evil twin
And all them other rappers know I'm hot
I'm going harder than the armor on RoboCop
Like, oh my God, you know my f**ing flow won't stop
Until my name is worth the gold on top your Rolex watch, b**h!
Play games with these haters, call me Jigsaw
Admit I'm the best, or big claws rip your dick off
Make 'em uncomfortable, like dinner with the in-laws
Listen to these bars, b**h, you know I spit raw!
k**ing rappers when they're battling with me
'Cause I'll f** up their career just like an arrow to the knee
Doing sh** that wouldn't even happen in your dreams
'Cause there ain't another rapper this charismatic as me
I'm better than Disney World wrapped in bacon
I'm more fiendish than the incarnation of Satan
So, all you little b**hes better stop your hating
Or I'll shake your a** like the Haitian nation
[Outro: Ashtin Larold]
Bee-yotch!
f** what you heard!
Word to your maternal parent, b**h