[Verse 1: Ashtin Larold]
Yo, it's the skinny white rabble-rouser
Pounding stout down at happy hour
Causing rowdy crowd encounters; someone grab the bouncer
A movement leader
Looking super in my Coogi sneakers
Brainwashing f**ing stupid people through the speakers
Never motivated
Anything mainstream is overrated
I'm unsigned, so I'm supposed to hate it
But I'm just mad because they made it
Meanwhile, I'm overworked and underpaid, making music in my f**ing basement
[Hook 1: Ashtin Larold]
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
Talk about the money, say you run the game
Sell your soul for a record deal; be a f**ing fake
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
Another Nicki Minaj, another Lil Wayne
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em; I got bills to pay
[Verse 2: Ashtin Larold]
Pop molly, smoke blunts
f** b**hes, get drunk
Drive cars, shoot guns
Skip school, sell d**
Spend half a stack on a pair of f**ing Nike shoes
b**h about the haters just cause someone doesn't f** with you
Diamonds on my ears, diamonds on my necklace
I'm so f**ing rich I sprinkle diamonds in my breakfast
Be a h*mophobe, in addition to a s**ist
These are some requirements on hip-hop's checklist
If a white kid says the n-word, he's a racist
But that word's in every song on that kid's playlist
He bought your song on iTunes; he loves it, it's his favorite
If a fan can't sing your music, then why the f** do you make it?
That's why I love hip-hop, but I hate it
It's the worst, but it's the greatest
Stupid people are famous
Real talent gets wasted, and I can't seem to change it
It's enough to make a rapper like me a little jaded
[Hook 1: Ashtin Larold]
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
Talk about the money, say you run the game
Sell your soul for a record deal; be a f**ing fake
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
Another Nicki Minaj, another Lil Wayne
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em; I got bills to pay
[Verse 3: Ashtin Larold]
Get a tattoo on your face
Say the sh** you think you gotta say
Walk, talk, dress, act, rap a certain way
I hate every player in the game; man, ain't that just a crying f**ing shame?
Nah, f** it, I refuse to dumb it down
You can s** my dick and lick my nuts if you don't like my sound
I don't give a f** if I never get discovered
I'mma do me, and I'mma do it loud, yo
Hot-blooded anarchist, screaming "f** the system!"
Get an education, get a job, and have children
Are we all born equal, or is everybody different?
The things "The Man" says seem a little inconsistent...
But f** it, yo, ignorance is bliss
And entertaining people, that's the reason I exist
I can make people laugh, cry, and really f**ing pissed
And when the show's all over, I'll dive naked off a cliff
[Hook 2: Ashtin Larold]
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
Talk about the money, say you run the game
Sell your soul for a record deal; be a f**ing fake
They don't want a difference
Nobody wants a change
All they want is another idiot with half a brain
f** the industry, the business, and the f**ing game
Ashtin Larold, motherf**er; learn the f**ing name