Art: There's a party tonight, at my friend's house ten minutes walk from here
Where'd the beer disappear? We'll be right - The bottlo shuts at midnight
Long drunk walk to the Royal Exchange
Strange shops boarded up, untouched since the war
Strange c*nts pa** by on the sidewalk
Drunk mutts in a pack, big bottle of Coke,
mix that with black - shake it up, shake it up - oh!
Pa** around the bottle to the Cosmo's chicks
Have a swig with the boys and the c*nt from King St.
Drinkin' in the park when the cops get called
Jizz lickety split, makin' eyes at the chick
Kid: Case and a mate, trolly good golly
There's a party in M-Ville, down at Molly's
Rock on up - what's up, get stuck in a toy car
Destroy stuff, hook up
Cause tonight's the night, gonna find the right
Slurry in a hurry, not a dyke that bites
We got the beer, got the buds, got the wheel, got the punch
Cheer, get amongst, can you steer when you're drink
Wheel in my left, beer in my right
Never fear, cause we're here, start the night
Jump the back gate - never knock
As long as you got the case, we're all mates ay
Hey, who sprayed on the back fence
What an offence - Aren't we all supposed to be friends
Beer on the floor, beer on the roof
Here to f**in' score, here with my troops
Here to get amongst it with a bit of monk sh**
Get crunk, kid, on this skunk sh** - funk it
Art: So we went to the party, I met a girl - she went off to her room...