I'm still nervous on the way to the bar We rehearsed a sec in the back of the car Fingers moving along with the tape We made last night at the practice space I hope my friends will come tonight So they can see what I am really like Clever, clever jazz, man Sorry that doesn't sound like it's planned Clever, clever jazz, man Can't you see, we're doing the best that we can? Stop shouting, play what you know And let us get on with the show Clever, clever jazz band I'm sorry that it doesn't sound like it's planned They say it's worse if They can tell you're nervous You can say 'amature hour' but you'd be wrong
We played for nine minutes, we got two songs Clever, clever jazz, man I'm sorry it doesn't sound like it's planned Clever, clever jazz, man Can't you see, we're doing the best that we can? Stop shouting, play what you know And let us get on with the show Clever, clever jazz band We're working in a genre you don't understand Clever, clever jazz, man Sorry that it doesn't sound like it's planned Clever, clever jazz, man Can't you see, we're doing the best that we can? Stop shouting, play what you know And let us get on with the show Clever, clever jazz band We're working in a genre you don't understand