She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands, and at the mall
I see her everywhere I go, she don't see me at all
I serenade her cell phone but I never hit send
I'd ask for some advice, but I don't have any friends
I am the one on I'm with the thirty seven names
Tonight its Captain Elvis. Lately he's been on his game
I'm taking up karate and I'm saving for a tat
'Cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that
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She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so, romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet
She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind
They say that only fools rush in. Well, I'm the first in line
I'm working on my battle plan and wishing on a star
But I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause I don't have a car
That I can drive around in circles
Does she love me, does she not?
Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot
It's not like if she shoots me down, it's headline breaking news
'Cause I may be a loser, but I don't have much to lose
Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
I know who she is, and I know who I'm not
And I know what it takes and it's not what I got
But if you start from the heart and you end with a smile
Miracles happen every once and while
She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so
[Chorus:]
Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare