One on one is the game you play to get play Everybody here's looking ready to go Now take off your clothes, keep on a shirt Tell us your name, it's a secret Now stand n' be proud, take your neighbors hand Throw her on the ground and play one on one right there! Stand inside the ring where the deed is done What's your pleasure? One on one Jonah gets on Jessie and Phyllis gets with Pat Michael gets with Sarah, Sarah's on her back Jeanie gets with Jared and Benjamin with Pam Not to mention me n' Debbie, one on one, oh what a time we had!
Don't fret if your gonna come When you're finished, get another one Lend your partner to the other fish Recycle as much skin as you wish Now stand n' be proud, take your neighbors hand Throw her on the ground and play one on one right there! Stand inside the ring where the deed is done What's your pleasure? One on one Now Jeanie's doing Jonah and Sarah's doin' Pat And Phyllis s**s on Jared's co*k, while Mike was riding Pam Benjamin's on Jessie with ? on her back Not to mention me 'n' Debbie, one on one, oh, what a time we had!