Down at the beach with Mrs. Mc Gregor.
When will you learn? You silly little beggar.
So you fall prey, during most of the day,
to the sting of the ultra-violet ray.
Knock, knock, knock - here comes Mr. Cancer.
It's all because you've been a nudie prancer.
It's all your fault, you've invited him over,
...big and hairy, melanoma
When your skin's peeling back
from your face and your back - it's Peter Mac.
...and when the moles on your feet
seem to constantly bleed - it's Peter Mac.
Be very careful when you're down at the beach.
Where ultra violet is the nature of the beast
As you turn brown, you may think you're a hunk,
But cancer is removed in very large chunks