The greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with its rays.
I fell asleep and burned so badly
I could barely move for the first few days.
The girls in front all lay topless
- i did my best not to look.
But you could see right through my gla**es as
I pretended to read my book.
We went for dinner then tried the co*ktails
And drank our way through the list.
For the first time in ages we just sat
And chatted then staggered home happy, tanned and pissed.