Are you ready, Keith? Stanley? Ted? Alright, fellas, let's go!
Oh kids benefit from Mozart Even if they think the dudes a dweeb With Twinkle Twinkles words changed That guy could help you learn your ABCs Oh I see a man with the flag sing the National Anthem In his eyes an incredible song But the bar on the corners where the poet and lawyer Named Francis Scott Key got that music from
Oh yeah, it was enlightening Everybodys rewriting And the music theyre spoofing And they all starting new things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the plan of attack is give em Bible facts With reworded tunes from barroom hits And the Salvation Army and dinosaurs like Barney Use converted tunes thats all our group did Borrowed bits of barroom hits, borrowed bits of barroom hits
Oh reaching out to unchurched Teaching those who occupy the pews If some may call us posers I really feel theres nothing left to prove Said the monks in the black robes sang contrafactums Their praises ascend to the sky If the Lords in your corner, then everythings purer He can cure you in the twinkling of an eye Oh yeah, if you think Wesley Would panic at Presley Then on next Christmas Eve, please Take a good look at Greensleeves
And the plan of attack is give em Bible facts With reworded tunes from barroom hits And Weird Al has accordions we use a concordance When converting tunes with borrowed bits of barroom hits
Oh yeah, it was enlightening Everybodys rewriting And the music theyre spoofing And they all starting new things Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the plan of attack is give em Bible facts With reworded tunes from barroom hits And the girl Fannie Crosby employed that quite a lot She used converted tunes thats all our group did Borrowed bits of barroom hits Borrowed bits of barroom hits
Lets fix the barroom hits, lets fix the barroom hits Lets fix the barroom hits Yeah, fix the barroom hits
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