[Intro:] His unholy mission is to invade and conquer Earth. I have given him most beautiful and deadly weapons for this purpose. We shall conquer Earth and the entire galaxy [Verse:] It's a Demigod with a heater that's robbing a preacher And drives away bumping In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida The undefeated since a fetus is feeble and futile If you were to ever try to f** with a man with a fetish for voodoo The Vatican burner packing a burner Bird-slapper purse-snatcher hearse-jacker I jog and the Earth fractures in fractions of seconds The weapons I'm packing are popping When I run up rocking the mask like I'm Batman and robbing So shut the f** up, you ain't half as bad as Chad I'm the future with the fury, I'm Medusa on the rag I'm from a**holeville, middle finger on the flag Eight Heads In A Duffel Bag and my jeans are sagged So Merry Christmas b**hes, I'm about my business I'm Lucifer with the brains of a nuclear physicist You say you get b**hes but that is ridiculous Been with your girl for years and still can't find her cli*oris I'm stupid as a [?] type of vibes Sometimes forget rhymes like Lupe did with Tribe Won't lie, I'm real f**ed up inside And there's no where to run to, there's no where to hide And I could never ever give these little b**hes affection
Half of my exes are probably living in witness protection This girl from Connecticut now is considered a Texan Got bagged with a bag trying to smuggle my TECs in I'm reckless, reaching for your girlfriend's breastesses Rapper slash face snatching necks or necklaces Effortless, what more could y'all expect from this? Ap is a motherf**ing rap perfectionist Fly hoody p**y getter, nobody does it better Yell at em like Eddie Vedder Venom spewing from every letter Written in my rhymes sh** I rip it every time Did it, hit it, sipping Glenfiddich, f** wine Fiddle with her titties, get her digits if time permits Overload your brain with data, blow your circuits Atta boy, up and at 'em, there's rappers to destroy Bombs deployed, destroyed, I'm something you can't avoid I'm a droid, I'm a Druid, I'm stupid, I'm your boy I'm the fluid in your veins, hip hop on steroids I'm a motherf**ing menace, backhand hoes like tennis Have her s**ing on my pen-is, Get her wetter than Venice And if you've never heard a perfect verse I'll show you what a ten is Just open up a notebook and point me to where the pen is Your famous last words will be "Ap's so ill" Happy New Year b**h, welcome to a**holeville!