On top of the world with a gun in his hand, rules the world with his master plan
Late at night and all through the city, Santa brings toy guns to your kiddies
Spent your credit in a department store, Santa stockpiles for a total war
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{Ho ho ho, Seig Heil to Santa, Ho ho ho, north pole front
Ho ho ho, Seig heil to Santa, The fight has just begun}
Santa's got the face you'll learn to fear, Shaved his head but he kept his beard
Fighting the battle for your hearts and minds, Himmler's sk**s rank far behind
When the sleigh comes Santa won't be late, Cause everyday is Christmas in the police state
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Well Jack jumped over the candle stick, And all the toy soldiers do their tricks
Santa's wife can't light his wick, He gets an elf to s** his dick
He's coming for your kids and he's no jester, Santa Clause is a child molester