In every city in every backstreet, There's a brand of people who dance to the beat
Swilling beer at hockey games, The fans of Oi! Oi! music and that's the name
The evening has only just begun, as they crack open the 12th one
[Chorus]
{CARTE BLANCH FOR CHAOS, CARTE BLANCHE FOR FUN
WHEN THEY'RE COMING YOU BETTER RUN}
Down at Gelato's on a Saturday night, drinking PBR and watching Eugene fight
Spied a man in a Port-a-Potty, Len and Gary decided to be naughty
Flipped it over on its back, the man jumped out covered in crap
Pam decided to throw a birthday party, Said bring your friends around 8:30
20 of them and one punched Jen, used a stereo to bash his head in
TV through the window, Long hair through the wall