"Hey, I've been thinking about us lately, and I think I need to talk to you later. Bye!"
"Hey, like I said earlier, I've been thinking about us lately, and I need to ask you something."
"Alright, spit it out."
"Well, I think we should get married!"
"What the hell? D'oh! What... Noooo!!!"
"You're gonna die for that, b**h."
(Blam!)
"The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non-published number"