Maybe I'll go to Amsterdam
Or maybe I'll go to Rome
I'm gonna rent me a grand piano
Put some flowers 'round my room
Oh, but let's not talk about fare-thee-wells now
The night's a starry dome
And they're playin' that scratchy rock and roll
Beneath the matel of the moon
Come on Carey get out your cane, I'll put on some silver
Ooh, you're a mean old daddy but I like you fine
Come on Carey get out your cane, I'll put on my finest silver
Go to the Mermaid Café have fun tonight
Ooh, you're a mean old daddy but you're out of sight