Yakko: Hey, look at this store! Wakko: There's movies galore! Dot : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work anymore! Yakko: "The Player" is a movie About finding fresh new scripts Like "Rambo 3"... And "Rocky 5"... And "Star Trek" Number 6 Dot : Eva joined with Zsa Zsa And they formed a "Sister Act" But both were "Unforgiven" Because neither one could act Wakko: "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle" Once belonged to "Hook", you see But it got bored and so it joined "The Addams Family" Yakko: "Amadeus" was a genius "Beethoven" was a dog The "Muppet Family Christmas" Is about a pig and frog Dot : There was a sled named Rosebud And a "Citizen" named "Kane" He rode it 'til the snow was melted Now he's "Singin' In The Rain" Wakko: The "Princess Bride" got married To the handsome "Prince Of Tides" Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King" The "Father Of The Bride"
YW+D : And pretty soon you'll find them all Inside the "TV Guide" Along with all the stars you like to see! Dot : Like Hitchco*k and Spielberg and Oliver Stone Yakko: Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy Dot : Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia Wakko: Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia Dot : Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford YW+D : Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe... And that's all the people we know! --- Cast : We're glad the dinosaur is gone He was an easy mark But if we ever miss him We can rent "Jura**ic Park" So when it comes to clunkers Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio" YW+D : Don't pay $7.50 Just catch 'em on home video As for us it's bye-bye time So long now, toodle-oo We've had quite enough of this Cast : Video revue!