One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
My office was run by ze studio nurse
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
They put buggies in my underpants
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Monkeys dance day and night and stew
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I ran outside to get a stick
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace
Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Yako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I went to me bath for a shower and shave
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Well by zis time I was feeling dread
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
I asked them to leave but they stayed around
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do