She's a cranky old critter She's bitter, we warn ya She lurks in a tree house In Burbank, California Along with a nephew He says spew, he's cheerful When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful She's grumpy, he's happy It's generation-gappy Take a whirl with the squirrels Skippy and Slappy Oh put a sock in it That's my Aunt Slappy