{Spoken}
You look lovely today Cheryl
Oh thanks Creg
I saw your flatmate leaving as I arrived
Horrible woman
I know Creg she’s the worst
{Chorus}
Don’t be sneaking up on people
If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you
I mean I’ll tell you to your face
Others/ try to be more/ graceful
Don’t try to get along
You’re a real life trolling hate doll
What’s it like to know you’re as welcome
As blue waffles in a doughnut
{Verse 1}
Talk about you behind your back
Now you say you’re hurt
But when I tell you to your face
It only makes it worse
Whys thеre clam shells on the roof
Doеs she think they will dissolve
You’re all idiots, I’m always right
And I left them for the birds
{Spoken}
She was going to protest the koalas
What does that even mean Cheryl
She says they’re full of toxic masculinity Creg
She’s insane you know, woman’s insane
{Chorus}
Don’t be sneaking up on people
If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you
I mean I’ll tell you to your face
Others/ try to be more/ graceful
Don’t try to get along
You’re a real life trolling hate doll
What’s it like to know you’re as welcome
As blue waffles in a doughnut
{Verse 2}
You’re the type of person who hates everyone
Unless they’re on your side
From vegans to meat eaters
And anyone with WiFi
Are you planting clam shells in the yard
Hoping they will grow
You’re all idiots, I’m always right
And I left them for the birds
{Spoken}
Will she be back this evening Cheryl
No Creg she has a meeting for kids with cancer this evening
She likes to explain to them why they deserve it because of choices they made like drinking soft-drink
{Chorus}
Don’t be sneaking up on people
If you don’t want to know why people/ hate you
I mean I’ll tell you to your face
Others/ try to be more/ graceful
Don’t try to get along
You’re a real life trolling hate doll
What’s it like to know you’re as welcome
As blue waffles in a doughnut
{Spoken}
Oh Jesus Christ Cheryl she’s right behind you, she’s right behind you Cheryl
Don’t look her in the eyes Creg, don’t look her directly in the eyes
It’s too late for me Cheryl save yourself
{Outro}
You’re all idiots, I’m always right
And I left them for the birds