I get loud when I get mad
And I get tough when I get sad
I'll tangle with the horns like a Spaniard in the pit
I'm here to play for blood, boys, and I'll be here til the end
For I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
Yes I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
I've tied one on tonight
And I'm mean enough to fight
I'm looking for the world to disagree
So sound trumpet, boys, and grab your lances, friends
For I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
Yes I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
You can try to (?) me
I don't care if you don't like me
I'll tell you I'll be waiting in my (folding?) cape
And when spit meets the dirt, boys, I'll meet you with a grin
For I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
Yes I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
Some folks are getting tired
They get old and lose their fire
They find the grace of light to lean upon
But due to forces I, just as long as I live
For I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen
Yes I am the greatest bullfighter that ever dared the pen