PHANTOM: I am sitting on the aerie (aerie) I like it on the aerie where I can sit in the feathery waste I have no taste (no taste) I AM A DISGRACE I AM ASHAMED I AM THIS PLACE I HAVE NO FACE CONEY ISLAND HO 1: You are the lord of the steaming sh** pile! CONEY ISLAND HO 2: You are the emperor of the writhing ma** of the plastic slum! PHANTOM: Yes that is correct I am the very piss staining the rancid walls I am the wandering hair on the floor I am HE THE ONE LORD OF ALL KING OF GLORY ALMIGHTY WALTZ-MAKING sh*t (ALMIGHTY WALTZ-MAKING sh*t! sh*t!) CONEY ISLAND HO 1: Though you are a screaming, drug addicted, shrieking, wailing, writhing pimped mentalist- CONEY ISLAND HO 2: The drifting, gliding, superior b**h-woman RAN back to you!! YOU! (HIM! HIM!) PHANTOM: YES INDEEDY, PHANTOM-TUM-TUM-TIME
TIME FOR FUN PHANTUMTUMTUMTUM-TUMMY-TIME [STARTS SCRAPING AT THE AERIE LIKE A DEMENTED OVERSIZED HAIRY CHICKEN THAT CAN'T EVEN SEE BEYOND ITS FRINGE] OH YEAH WE GONNA FUNKY SOUL FREAK OUT WHO'S BAD? [VERY STRAIGHT ENGLISH ACCENT] WHO IS BAD? WHO IS HE? WHO IS BAD? THE PHANTUM. THE PHANTUM. THE PHANTUM. PHANTOM: I AM THE ALMIGHTY KEEPER OF THE MUSIC MUSIC GROVELS LIKE A DISEASE-RIDDEN HALF-NAKED RODENT BEFORE MY GLORIOUS ALMIGHTY DECREPIT FACE THAT FALLS OFF WHENEVER I SEE CHRISTINE I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DIE LOVE NEVER DIES LOVE FOREVER ALL FOR ME MINE ME ALL FOR ME ITS ALL MINE PHANFUN [THE PHANTUM COLLAPSES, COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY SEIZED BY A FIT] [THE CORNEY ISLAND HOS CIRCLE HIM, WALKING IN A VERY SLOW CIRCLE] [DEATHLY ORGAN MUSIC]