This one's about my affinity for the divinity of femininity
Feels like an infinity
Though if a lady just wants a man to whip
I'm like "abandon ship!"
I'm a little more into companionship
It's usually a dud scene
I'm kind of above it, or maybe it's above me
Still i want girl sweeter than a chutney
And how am i going to find her if i don't just cut free
Let's play that game
I feel ready to go
Mmm but i might be rusty, definitely scruffy
Could i pull it off like a timberlake or buckley?
Timid and old, no aldous huxley
Got a heart of gold but gold diggers won't touch me
No deals to seal, feels like nobody knows what to feel
Sometimes the only thing that seems to be real about love
Is the idea of the ideal
Right? what's up with that?
Is she going or is she coming back?
Can we just get on the same level?
So what you want? i don't know
But these movies and dinners are pinching up my dough
And i'm not sure if we should take it fast or slow
So we end up at the doorstep like "sooo..."
Without knowing her expectations it's hard
I didn't think i was gonna make it to this part
I'm on the lookout for signals
Trying to read her like a book
But i'm more used to kindles
My lips tingle, did her eyes twinkle
Can i picture us growing old and wrinkled
Things were so simple before we mingled
If you liked it then you should have stayed single