I can see the writing on the wall The problem is spreading just like an infection I can see the writing on the wall, an infection The problem is we'd rather hate than love Or blame improper font selection And on the subject I just want you to know That we've been pronouncing it wrong It's true The sans part is actually French So it should sound like comic /sã/ Mais ne t'inquiètes pas Your favorite Mistral, yes you know I Rockwell I bring it Extra Hot, but this is not Helvetica Get a connection to any letter or number and we'll make it look 20 years younger Whether you've got a tablet, feeling so wild Or if you're more of a Bookman Old Style O! CR A-game We've got the best font in the world and I maintain Girl, you're totally my type, CE But let's avoid those Giddy Up STD's Everybody put your hands in the Arial Get 'em up high, and my Wingdings will carry you In the Futura nation they use what I do You're living in the past, I make these Times New Roaming the streets, painting walls with my Brush Script But there's a font of which I'll never get enough, it's And if I asked you to join in the crusade Would you do it without hesitation?
To cure the world of fontophobia Eliminate all font frustration Cause, I can see the writing on the wall To ban it would be a measure so drastic How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? I can see the writing on the wall An infection Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans is the best font in the world If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans, the font that's misunderstood Please don't use it for evil, but use it for good Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation Comic Sans, the font that's misunderstood Please don't use it for evil, but use it for good Comic Sans, best used in moderation Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation